Bromance Appreciation | Seth & Ryan (The O.C.)
↳ Seth: At least I leave you funnier than when I found you.
Ryan: A lot better off than when you found me.
Seth: Me too.
CALIFORNIA // PHANTOM PLANET
Seth: This year, I’ve created a Chrismukkah work wheel so that everybody understands his and her duties this holiday season. Voila!
Kirsten: You’re kidding me.
Seth: Does it look like I’m kidding?
Ryan: Let me guess what your job is.
Seth: Uh, I’m supervising, smartass.
Ryan: Oh, that’s big of you.
Seth: But I’m also overseeing licensing and merchandising: t-shirts, mugs, should it come to that, and I’m penning a Chrismukkah hymn, set to Death Cab’s ‘A Lack of Color.’
Ryan: Oh, all the makings of a classic.
Kirsten: Is Death Cab a band?
Seth: Woo around we go on the wheel, and er! Mother, you’re in charge of interior decor. Okay, now that’s going to mean trimmings, ornaments, frosting to the windows, don’t really know, don’t really care, just make it classy.
Kirsten: I’ll do my best. I’ve invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they’re called these days—
Seth: They’re called gentiles, and a whole slew of ‘em at that. Now we’re really going to have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan, do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?
Ryan: Blonde hair, blue eyes? Yeah, no problem, I’m a natural.
Seth: Fair point my Arian friend. Okay, where are we going to find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
Youth Group - Forever Young.
“Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst, are you gonna drop the bomb or not? ..Forever young, I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever, forever, forever?”
Seth: United, we’re unstoppable, but divided, it’s like-
Ryan: People get shot.
Seth: That’s what I’m saying.
